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This is gross. I’m not travelling on trains until this man is caught and his bottom is wiped clean. Dirty bastard!

Train defecator

This is a CCTV image of the man in question. The police have warned the public not to approach the man if they see him but to call them or alert train staff immediately.

Update

By 6pm today I have had over 100 visitors coming to this post obviously looking for info on the now infamous train defecator. I wish I could tell you more. Meanwhile, if you have the stomach for gross sounds I point you to the current top ten at RateMyFart.com.

Update 2

The phantom pooer, one Bonney Eberndu, has been found, according to News Shopper:

A MAN accused of causing more than £20,000 damage by defecating on trains has been remanded in custody.

Bonney Eberndu, aged 36, of no fixed address, appeared at Westminster Magistrates’ Court earlier today.

Eberndu was arrested on Wednesday at Camberwell Green bus garage, in connection with 22 incidents of criminal damage on trains across south east London since August.

He is due to reappear at the same court on November 2.

The BBC has a few more details about the arrest and Google News will keep you updated on Bonney’s future.

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6 Comments

    • Iggy-Wana
    • Posted Tuesday, 24 October 2006 at 4:50 pm
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    Alright there Nick.

    I could be wrong, but isn’t ‘i’ve got soul but i’m not a soldier’ a ‘Zoutons’ song? Then again, perhaps you put it there to test which of your mates was the pettiest when it came to lyrics. Was this a grave error?

  1. If you want updates on the phantom pooer keep your eye on WebTwitcher:

    http://webtwitcher.excite.co.uk

    :)

  2. Your grave error, Iggy-Wana. We know our religious texts.

  3. But why write abt song lyrics when the blog is abt poo? Too embarrassed? Poor Bonney, he has no fixed address and therefore no fixed toilet. Trains must have felt like home to him.

    • Jen
    • Posted Wednesday, 1 November 2006 at 10:02 pm
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    OH my god. That is totally in my bus catching zone. I could have sat on that. No wonder I am ill!

  4. well i have definite proof that the phantom pooer is Tracy Costello aided by Emily Doyle – Dirty mares


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